Thursday, July 23, 2009

Ragut!

10.30pg

jln 6/1 seri kembangan...

seoarang Achi sedang nak melintas jalan..
seorang apek berbaju koko..rambut pendek beruban
meluru dari belakang, menutup mata achi..lantas tarik rantai emas achi..

kereta lalu lalang buat tak reti..(aku pon sama wat tak reti..tapi aku sempat jugak ambil no Plate apek tu BEA 7163)

lepas kejadian aku hulur kertas yg ada aku tulis no plate apek tersebut..pastu baru ada 2-3 india datang tanya2 ..

"runu rune rune..melayu ka?"

tang melayu tu aku paham la..menyirap gak la..

"bukan..cina.."achi jawab.."cina kan?" achi tanya sama aku balik..

aku blah..taknak jadi hero filem tamil..


~ kalo awek melayu bertudung, aku rela terajang apek tu..kurang2 bloh jadi Gf aku...wakakaka..

Nasib anak ayam


SEBANYAK 100 penternak ayam daging Johor membuat bantahan dengancara melepaskan 4,000 ekor anak ayam di hadapan pejabat JabatanVeterinar negeri di Kota Iskandar, Nusajaya, semalam. Mereka mengambil tindakan itu kerana tidak berpuas hati terhadapmasalah pembahagian insentif bantuan kegawatan ekonomi yang didakwatidak telus. Anak-anak ayam yang dilepaskan itu berkeliaran di sekitar pejabatveterinar tersebut sehingga menimbulkan gangguan serta suasana kecoh dikalangan kakitangan jabatan tersebut.




Tokeh ayam tak puas hati pasal Subsidi..anak ayam yang jadi mangsa...
Aku tau..yang buat kerja nie bukan reti hukum halal haram dosa pahala..tapi..pikir la guna logik akal dan perimanusiaan sikit...

Asal tak puas hati..anak ayam jadi mangsa.masa harga ayam jatuh dulu, bakar anak ayam hidup2..apa jenis manusia....

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Flip Flop La pulak...

KUALA LUMPUR, July 18 — Defence Minister Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi today explained that he never met with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu at the Paris Air Show in France last June, as previously reported.

In a brief media statement issued by Special Officer (Media) Abd Halim Ab Majid here today, it was explained that Ahmad Zahid had instead met with Israeli Defence Minister Ehud Barak during a cocktail function at the air show.

Previous reports mentioned Ahmad Zahid meeting with Netanyahu during the Paris Air Show in France last June to explain Malaysia’'s stance on the West Asia issue.

Ahmad Zahid is currently in Lebanon on a six-day visit. — Bernama



Siakap..senohong..
gelama ikan duri..
Bercakap bohong..
Lama2........

Nak tipu siapa..?

Friday, July 17, 2009

Ada bau Ikan...

BEIRUT, July 18 – Malaysian Defence Minister Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi revealed yesterday that he met with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in France last month and explained Malaysia’s stand on the West Asian issue.

Stressing that it was at Netanyahu’s request, he said the Israeli leader had agreed to the conditions that he (Zahid) had insisted on prior to the meeting, which was held during the Paris Air Show.

“I said that if he wanted to have a meeting with me, he should not bring along any Israeli aide or photographer and he should not indulge in double standards, and he agreed,” Dr Ahmad Zahid told Malaysian reporters here. He is on a six-day visit to Lebanon.

Zahid said that at their meeting of 35 minutes, he stated that if Israel was sincere about establishing peace in West Asia, it should recognise the Palestinian government.

“If Israel wants to extend a hand to establish peace, it must not resort to violence against the people of Palestine and neighbouring countries,” he said.

Zahid said Malaysia always stood by countries such as Lebanon, Syria and Palestine in their attempts to stop the Israeli atrocities.

He also said that Lebanon has listed Malaysia as a supplier for its military modernisation programme next year.
Lebanese Defence Minister Elias Al-Murr made the commitment when Zahid made a courtesy call at his residence here today.
“Military assets (weapons and logistics) produced by Malaysia have been tested and found suitable for use by the Lebanese Armed Forces as they suit the climate here,” he told Malaysian reporters here today.

Zahid said he would study the country’s capability in supplying military equipments to Lebanon and ask the defence industry to be prepared.

Lebanon has been promised aid by alliance countries aimed at modernising its military assets, but not for war.
He added the sale of equipment to Lebanon would not be a problem for Malaysia as it only involved ordinary military equipment, not offensive weapons.

Zahid is in Lebanon to give moral support to over 340 Malaysian peacekeepers serving with Malcon West 2 under the United Nations (UN)flag to ensure peace at the Lebanon-Israel border.– Bernama


1. dalam negara kutuk la sangat serangan keatas palestin..Luar negara jumpa salam2..apa kejadah??

2. Skandal antarabangsa apa pulak lepas ni?

3. Malaysia mmg iktiraf Israel secara senyap2??

Terbunuh? Di Bunuh?

Apa yang berlaku di selangor hanya ulangan pada kes rampasan kuasa di perak..
Kerajaan UBN dengan bantuan SPRM memerangkap EXCO selangor untuk menggugut mereka meninggalkan PR..Dengan harapan Selangor kembali ketangan UBN

matinya Teoh Beng Hock tidak sia-sia..mati beliau sekurang2 menangguh usaha Puak UBN merampas selangor..
Matinya Teoh Beng Hock menyatukan PR..matinya Teoh Beng Hock memperlihatkan kekejaman rejim UBN..

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Naik..Naik..Naik...

KADAR TAMBANG BAS SEKOLAH NAIK
TAMBANG BAS HENTI-HENTI KL NAIK 25 SEN HINGGA 70
TAMBANG BAS EKSPRES NAIK 2 SEN SETIAP KILOMETER
TAMBANG BAS MINI NAIK 20 SEN, BAS PENGANTARA 20 SEN
HARGA LETERIK AKAN NAIK
Ikan Kembung akan naik SAMPAI RM13!



kalo tak cukup lagi gelombang 8 mac lepas..kita hanyutkan lagi Pelaksana SISTEm yang hanya menjaga kapitalis2...tunggu kuasa rakyat 1 Ogos nanti!


TURUN!..TURUN>>!TURUN!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Salah kan Sistem!

kenapa harus bayar RM110
hanya untuk internet berkelajuan 1mb ?
Salahkan TM..hanya tau buat duit...
Tahu buat untung..
Salahkan Mahathir swastakan TM..
Salahkan Sistem!

kenapa pengangguran tinggi
IPTS tumbuh macam cendawan
pelajar yg keluar melambak-lambak
salahkan IPTS..hanya tahu buat duit
Tahu buat untung
Salahkan Sistem!

kenapa tak boleh kritik pemimpin?
hanya boleh ampu..hanya boleh Bodek
pemimpin angguk..
balaci angguk
pemimpin geleng..
balaci geleng..
beratur tunggu disembelih
Salahkan Sistem!

Macam mana boleh tiris?
pemimpin kaut udang kara..
rakyat makan bilis
Salahkan Sistem!